22 September 2005

A Poem for Me

So my awesome, super cool roomie wrote a poem. And I am going to share it with you.

A Poem for My Rumi, mother of 2:

Maneuvers that minivan like it’s a mini-coupe


Ordained to mommy-hood without the normal prerequisites (both unfortunate and fortuitous)

Multitasks like a pro, balancing children, a family, a career and a social life (at least bi-daily rumi chats) all at once

MILF at the ripe old age of 23

Yogurt, teddy grahams, mac’n’cheese, and apple juice are her chef specialties


Goddess of domesticity – ask her to make you a quesadilla sometime!

Rocks out to Veggie Tunes

Operates like a mom 24/7 – even after 8.5 coronas!

Totes a purse ergonomically designed for cell phone, checkbook, band-aids, snack crackers, juice boxes, random happy meal toys, and enough Aleve to knock out a gorilla (she calls it ‘urban chic’)

Enthusiastically cheers as a horde of banshee midgets play bumper cars off of each other while chasing a poor, unsuspecting soccer ball


I love you Mollie!!!

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